youdonthavetogotocollege:

I wish I was in a huge boiling cauldron being stirred around by an evil witch right now

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songwrite:

I’m so pink silk but I’m also very black leather

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lukestarkillerisgay:

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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